While browsing the comments of a video on YouTube I discovered this masterpiece of spam:

“islam woman has sex with white man while eating bacon…video on channel”

That’s like the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen! Like - why should that be more exciting that “regular porn”? I really don’t want to imagine the poor bastard, who’s like “oh yeah baby, eat that bacon! You’ve been a bad girl, you know you deserve it!”. And the fact that it is _islam_ woman and _white_ man makes the author even more of a stupid moron!

PS: What’s brown and sticky?….. That’s right - a stick.

One hour ago we noticed that we have no access to any google site! No www.google.com, no gmail, no blogspot, no google docs! So we asked people arround the world if they could reach google and turned out that we were not the only ones. Yet I could ping google from our server in Frankfurt… It’s like… super wtf? And no news agency has published anyting about it yet.

Recently I told you about this thing where you send your address, later get 2 addresses, submit 2 CDs to this addresses and hopefully get 2 CDs from some random people around the earth. Well - the time has come and I’ve got the addresses of the guys, whom I have to send a CD. But I must admit - I’m not sure if it’s going to work, as (to prevent stalking) you get right address, but you don’t get the real name, but the YouTube nickname. And I’m pretty sure our postman won’t know where drop the letter, if it says “TheredGuy”. So I obviously asked them to forward my real name, as I don’t believe someone will start sending me stalker letters (more…)